11.10.05

Women Behind Bars?

Ok I tried to post something last night and of course after making it into one hella long post a little glitch fucked the whole thing up. Im gonna try this again about the same topic only because this shit is just one of those things that you guys gotta see.

So Im checking out the site of what will soon be my favorite radio station 99.5 KISS over in SA and I find this section called "Babe of the Day". This of course got my curiousity up and I checked it out. Not bad. Its sponsored by Adult Video Megaplexxx so of course most of the babes are from the porn industry. Well as you look around the page a bit you will find a link for Women Behind Bars and Im thinking, "oh yeah bartender babes in various stages of undress". Dude all I can say is, "WHAT THE FUCK"?

Im sure you know what Im talking about by now cause Im sure you perverted fuckers have clicked that link already! Now dont get me wrong I dont really think there is anything wrong with this site or the idea behind it, but I cant help but think that some dude somewhere is going to be sorry he ever visited that site. Yeah everybody needs some lovin', but damn that just seems strange hooking up with some chick that is in jail. What the fuck kind of search criteria do they have on that site? Can you imagine some guy sitting there thinking, "Nah I dont think I want a murderer, but a chick convicted of manslaughter is ok. It aint like she planned to kill the guy". Only in the USA guys.

On another note I now find myself out of a job. I worked for a company called PolyScrap Inc. and I was one of several people that found themselves laid-off today. Not a major loss for me (well other than having no income!) because as most of you know I HATED that damn place with a passion. It was alot like my feelings towards where I live right now. I hated it, but I met some great people there. On the other hand I met some really worthless cocksmoking assholes there too ("5 Gallon Bucket Boy" being one of them). It is pretty shitty timing considering I should be moving within a few weeks, but life goes on and with any luck I will get through this unscathed.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"No more than a hundred empty heads make one wise man, will a heroic decision arise from a hundred cowards"

19 Comments:

Blogger :P fuzzbox said...

What a link, it takes all kinds. They need a better search engine to their profile though. It would be nice to just enter the vital stats to get a hook up. Something like, Age27, Bi-Sexual, Armed Robbery, Release Date 2006, and then voila your dream girl.
Sorry about the lay off but soon all of us here at Polyscrap will be in the unemployment line with you. I am currently renting American Gigalo and Deuce Bigalow to explore a new career in the service industry. But I don't know if there is much call for manho's in this area.

4:33 AM  
Blogger phred said...

Maybe if we do get laid off, we can concentrate on McFlats.
Hell , with enough Gov. funding , why work ?
Would that be another form of welfare ?? Naa !

4:44 AM  
Blogger Big D said...

The what they did search is not that important, because you know these girls are easy!

5:44 AM  
Blogger RAVEN the PITA said...

You need to get laid.

1:45 PM  
Blogger T said...

Good point Big D. As long as she puts out does it really matter what she did? Well wait a sec. What if its some Lorena Bobbit type chick?

1:46 PM  
Blogger T said...

Tell me something I dont know Raven! If you would quit fucking around and get here I WOULD get laid!

1:58 PM  
Blogger RAVEN the PITA said...

I'm WERKIN on it!!!!

2:42 PM  
Blogger Ann Alsex said...

sorry t, you can have Pedro's job if he quits tomorrow...

6:21 PM  
Blogger Master - Baiter said...

Well, I do know that that girl of Bob Dons got out of the pen and did real well for herself.
She got her a part time job over there in New Orleans. She kinda sets her own hours and she said she worked the whole of the French Quarter. Hell, she makes pretty good money, and she said all she has to do is make the tourist happy.
Kinda self employed I reckon.. cause she does have trouble gettin somebody to sign for her to show her parole officer that`s she is workin.

7:27 PM  
Blogger T said...

Thanks Ann. I dont have JizzMopper on my resume yet!

9:29 PM  
Blogger RAVEN the PITA said...

What the hell is a jizzmopper?!

10:06 PM  
Blogger Dear Jane said...

T, I looked at the women behind bars link. Some of them looked hot, but it doesn't say what they are in for, which could be scary. SOrry about your job, but at least now you will have more time to surf the internet for porn during the day when the lines aren't as busy. Oh, and you can get that free cheese block, too.

5:01 AM  
Blogger phred said...

Dude, you didn`t tell her I was coming to S.A. to stay for a month ??

7:32 PM  
Blogger RAVEN the PITA said...

You know the more I think about this the more scared I get - I'm gonna have a hellofa time dealing with living with one redneck much less having two for a whole month!!!

3:51 AM  
Blogger phred said...

He is almost a redneck..we have worked hard for some time..
The TexMex lessons have not gone too well and he never did develop a appreciation for mesquite and rattlesnakes ( and the Texas Dept. of Public Saftey)..

5:44 AM  
Blogger cleveland said...

i wonder if they offer conjugal visit to let you try which one you like and i wonder if there is a limit

3:05 PM  
Blogger RAVEN the PITA said...

Oh yeah T and snakes absoloutely (inside joke typo) go hand in hand!!

1:06 AM  
Blogger Mojotek said...

Thanks for the link, T. I wrote a little post about it too... but I was sure to give you a shout out in it.

You mentioned about putting me as a link. Sounds great, I'd be happy to put you in my blogroll. Actually, I think I'll be doing that with all of the blogs in the "Anti-Housewife Mafia" Web Ring.

5:38 AM  
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2:57 PM  

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